Girl : aaj meri date hai Friends : oh! Babe ache se tayiyaar hoke jana! ^-^ Boy SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl : aaj meri date hai friends : oh! babe ache se tayiyaar hoke jana! ^-^ boy : bc aaj date hai meri!! friends : chalo bc sab ke sab paise contribute karo, bhai ki pheli date hai koi kami nahi honi chahiye.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
